baptized in my vices

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

(Source: yugoslavic)

When my friend starts to have sober hang outs with her booty call

whatshouldwecallme:

powerandglory:

So Ke$ha wore this on Conan tonight

spacedominatrix:

davidhasslehoff:

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

this was seriously like the funniest fucking thing OMG

(Source: asslet)

(Source: bam-killthebitch)

mishasminions:

getthesmellingsalts:

camuizuuki:

im-an-assbutt:

dans-man-bag:

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WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES??? THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

This may literally be the only word scramble I can do.

THIS ONE’S SO HARD